The accidental police officer

By Theo Panayides Published on February 7, 2010
Face of the force, Michael Katsounotos (Photo Christos Theodorides)

As police spokesman, Michael Katsounotos is the face of the force, although it a position he never planned on, he tells THEO PANAYIDES

Michael Katsounotos is a busy man. We only have half an hour, in the businesslike surroundings of the Press Office at Police Headquarters, and his mobile rings five times in that half-hour. The first and fourth times, he ignores the call after glancing at the number. The second time, it’s his wife Olga (“Sorry, I have to take this…”). The third time, it’s someone – presumably a journalist – asking about a case of antiquities theft that’s currently under investigation. The fifth time, it’s another journalist asking about the same case. Michael supplies information, but says there won’t be any official statement pending new developments. The journalist insists; Michael listens, trying to get a word in edgewise. “Can I ask you something?” he finally asks. “Why are you all so aggressive with me?”

It’s said with a smile, of course. The smile hardly ever leaves his face, often expanding into a toothy laugh. His is a complicated face, because the eyes aren’t the wide-open eyes you’d expect from someone who laughs so often; they’re almond-shaped, with a sly, sometimes calculating glint about them – yet the lower half of the face is lively and candid, inviting you to laugh along. The way he speaks also puts one at ease, peppering his eloquent Greek with “Can I tell you something?” or – as with that journalist on the phone – “Can I ask you something?” a (doubtless unconscious) formulation that works in two ways. First, in making you feel you have control, as if he’s asking your permission to proceed. Second, in making you feel special, as if what he’s about to say has been designed only for you.

It may seem like we’ve devoted too much space to irrelevant details – but in fact the details of how Michael Katsounotos communicates are relevant, because communication is his game. As anyone who watches TV will know, Michael is the Police Spokesperson, and he’s doing that job at a delicate time. “We’re in the midst of an effort to restore both the status of the Police and the trust of the public,” he admits, adding: “Every Cypriot citizen – in fact, the whole of Cyprus society – must trust and embrace the Police Force, because it’s an organisation that cares for the good of society, and is committed to social welfare.”

All this is fallout from the notorious Kitas case, which exposed deep fissures and corruption within the Force – hence Michael’s repeated insistence that “We’re in favour of full transparency”. Bad cops are being systematically identified and rooted out, he says; nothing will be swept under the carpet from now on. Still, there’s no doubt the Police are going through a time of radical restructuring, further complicated by EU accession and the new obligations it’s brought: there’s a real shortage of personnel, admits Michael, because new Departments have had to be created – an office to fight cyber-crime, another to combat terrorism – and cops pulled from ordinary police-work in order to staff them.

Radical times call for radical measures – hence perhaps his own appointment as the voice (and face) of the Force, accountable directly to the Chief. “I never expected,” he admits with a smile, “that I’d get to where I am so quickly.”

He’s 40 years old, and very much a policeman – he’s been part of the Force since 1991, now with the rank of Chief Inspector – but also, it turns out, an accidental policeman. “I won’t hide from you,” says Michael, “that I joined the Police by accident. It wasn’t really my wish, I just happened into it”. He hastens to add that, having joined, he loved the job from Day One – but I also get the impression that he saw it mostly as an opportunity, to “expand my horizons” as he puts it.

He’d been studying Hotel Management in the UK, did a Foundation course but subsequently had to drop out “for financial reasons”. He came back to Cyprus, barely out of his teens, probably ambitious (at least judging by his dynamic style as a 40-year-old) but lacking the funds to proceed with his ambitions – so he sat the Police exams, graduated from the Police Academy, then took advantage of the perks on offer to go to Athens Law School and get a Law degree. Most would’ve stopped there, using the degree as a weapon to bolster their career in the Force – but Michael went further, taking unpaid leave to work in a law office and earn himself a lawyer’s licence (he could quit the Police, renew his licence and practise Law tomorrow, if he wanted), then fortified himself even further with post-graduate courses. He did a stint at the FBI Academy, then attended the School of National Security in Greece for a course on ‘Strategy and Mapping of National Security Policy’.

It adds up to a pretty impressive CV, raising the obvious question: ‘What drives Michael Katsounotos, and where does he hope to end up?’ Unfortunately, this is where we hit a snag, because Michael doesn’t like to talk about himself much. He could wax lyrical on the New Improved Police Force all day – at least if he weren’t interrupted by those pesky phone calls – but ask him about his own beliefs and he’s suddenly coy: “That’s a difficult question,” he begins – not because he doesn’t know the answer, but because he isn’t sure how to phrase it. “I wouldn’t like to characterise myself…”

Well, is he liberal or conservative?

“I wouldn’t say I’m conservative, but on the other hand I wouldn’t say I go to extremes. Due to my position, I have to be very careful”.

So how would he describe himself?

“What I can say,” he replies with a wry smile, “is that I’m a workaholic. And I’m also a person with a great deal of stress.”

Much of that is down to his current job, with its constant demands and long hours – made even longer by the fact that he lives in Limassol (he comes from the village of Ypsonas), so he gets up at 4.30 every morning, leaves the house around 5.30 and comes to the office around 6.30, where he typically puts in a 12-hour day before commuting back and doing it all over again the next morning.

The impact of the job on his family life – he has two kids, 14-year-old Mary and 11-year-old Lambros – has been immense, admits Michael: “From the day I started as Media Spokesman, I’ve paid a price in terms of my personal life and social life… As you realise, I have no time left for myself, hardly any for my family, and none at all for social commitments. Before I came here I was very reliable in my social life, now I’ve become unreliable – and in fact I’m often criticised, so to speak, by friends and acquaintances for having completely deserted them!” The situation with his kids is even worse, he adds ruefully: “Every parent needs to offer both quality and quantity of time [to his children]. To be honest, I don’t – and I feel guilty.”

That reminds me of something he said earlier, about lack of respect for the Police being due (irrespective of mistakes that may have been made by the Police) to a “general loosening of social institutions” in Cyprus – including, of course, the family. His son Lambros will soon be at an age when he’ll be tempted by the kind of teenage bikers who recently clashed with police in Larnaca; Mary is presumably already lobbying to be allowed out till the wee hours. “When you go out and find young kids of 12 or 13, sitting on a pavement in a public place till 6 in the morning, what’s the responsibility of the parent who tolerates this?” Michael asks rhetorically. “When there’s no control in the family, how can someone grow up properly in society?” Yet, as he knows from his own experience, family life is hard to sustain in a modern society of high-pressure jobs and constant phone calls.

Maybe that’s the trouble with being Police Spokesperson – that, for all of Michael’s eloquence, even a reformed Force will never quite regain the status it used to have, simply because Cyprus is no longer the place it used to be. “Let me tell you something, and you can write it any way you want,” he asserts: “I like to call the Police Force the spine of the nation… And once you start removing spinal discs one by one, you weaken and disorganise it – and the price will be heavy, not just for the Force but Society as a whole”. Strong words indeed, yet (he adds) the media often seem determined to break that spine, manipulating public opinion against the Police. The Kitas case was one example, with (some) sectors of the media constantly harping on about corruption, painting a picture of “an organisation of 6,500 corrupt individuals” instead of concentrating on the small minority of crooked cops. Football hooliganism is another example, a case where the Force is damned either for doing too much or too little. There’s a certain edge – almost a resentment – behind the ready smile of Michael Katsounotos.

Is it worth it, sacrificing so much just to be everyone’s whipping boy? “To be honest, I don’t wish to stay [in this job] for a long time,” he admits quite candidly – though of course it depends on the Chief, and he’ll stay as long as he’s ordered. The only exception, he adds, might be if he ever had to make an official statement he found unacceptable, or contrary to “the principles that must characterise the Police Force”. If that ever happened, “I’m ready to pack up and go home”.

What would he do then? Become a lawyer, he replies. Is that all? Quite unexpectedly, it transpires that Michael’s late father was actually a politician, a party official for EDEK and an MP for 10 years, 1981-1991 (making it slightly surprising that the family faced financial problems, but that’s another story). Michael was never supposed to be a cop, even a high-flying cop; “My father,” he admits, “would’ve liked to see me go into politics – but things didn’t turn out the way he wanted”. But it’s not too late, surely? He gives another of those disarming laughs: “For politics? No, no … At the moment, there’s no such plan.”

Maybe not at the moment; but you have to wonder. Michael likes to read, when he finds the time – and he’s currently reading Body Language, a book on communication skills. What has he learned from this book? “You learn that when you want to communicate a message to the outside, you have to adjust both your facial expression and the tone of your voice in order to be credible,” he replies. “Your expression must fit what you’re saying. Otherwise it doesn’t convince.” Sounds like a tip that’ll come in handy – and not just for Police Spokesperson.

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Wed, February 17th 2010 at 21:40

James JH lockhart comments:

HERE MY EMAIL saht7777@hotmail.com Just to help you contact me I even give you all the evidence on other crimes !!! But maybe you dont wont to here that as Well incase you get in trouble,

Tue, February 16th 2010 at 17:51

James JH Lockhart comments:

Dear Sokesman,

i have sent as normal the Emails to All the police departments, Attorney general etc etc, Asking again for A explanations into my Complaints.

You Still Have not replied, It Must be Difficult for a serving Officer to give a Answer on the Stupidity of the Senior police officer who Wrote Such a SILLY letter to the EU and followed up with Equally Stupid letter to the IPCC and Ombudswomen, But I suppose he had to think Of something, (and by the look of it the Brains in His Family went to his Brother the Defense Minister)

Can the police officers who helped the Illegal criminals rob my House entirely, Did nothing on the Drugs And the Shaving Of My Sons head, RETURN AT LEAST A TELEVISION ???? You can get all the Photographs from Mr Santamos GAP INSURANCE, As there own investigation could not find Any Police report or Officer Who investigated ????

maybe the Former Chief busy I suppose writing his memoirs on How to Combat crime by not Adopting his methods will help you Reply

Fri, February 12th 2010 at 16:29

James JH Lockhart comments:

Have a nice Weekend you worked very hard for it. Shame my Son and i cannot go Home as our house has been totally robbed with paphos police officers taking part. 15 demokratis Street Emba paphos,

And before you Go pop in to Super Krokas officer assure him cyprus police will protect him same as the other officers ie Germanos maximoss 1039 etc that they refuse to answer or communicate and Explain there Incredible Actions.

And Finally you can phone Dear old papcostas the resigned Chief, Telling him not to Worry His Daft letters to the ombudswoman and others police Will remain Silent on.

I mean it be best to phone that way you dont need to keep a Straight face, Imagine telling people i am married when i am not, missing children etc etc And then telling the IPCC it was his decision not to tell me the Investigative officer or case number.

then relax And tell your kids Daddy been protecting the Public all week !!!!

Fri, February 12th 2010 at 10:57

James JH Lockhart comments:

Still No Attempt By the Cypriot police ie Police Standard Divisions or Spokesman to communicate or reply to my Complaints.

The Old chief Of police Must be Laughing His head Off At this cover-up for his Silly letters to EU Commisions, Ombudswomen etc plus off course the serving officers krokas, germanos to name but a few, Will they return the contents of my House, or bring to a Court of law the men Who Shaved a Young Child head till It bled !! Or maybe catch the people Who used my house. Maybe they may want to do Some that Even my Mail Is Stolen now, !!!!!

Yep newspaper Articles do not hide the Simple truth Cyprus Police are Still the Same, SERVE AND PROTECT, They cannot Even reply

Thu, February 11th 2010 at 20:00

James JH Lockhart comments:

I have to report the CRIME FIGHTER SPOKSMAN still has not replied neither has Any of his fellow 6500 Officers,

Zimbabwe And Portugal will Have to make a formal protest, As Cyprus could Soon take over there position in the Ratings.

i suspect i will not get a ivite to the Policeman ball !!!

Thu, February 11th 2010 at 14:38

Pete from Limassol comments:

I emailed the Police on the Cyprus Police website with a number of questions and complaints, did I recieve a reply? What do you think?
That was about 3 weeks ago.All the Police are interested in doing is sitting on the motorway and catching speeders, what about the law breakers who cut fences on the Highway and sell burgers and sandwiches to motorists and Police at that, and then cause accidents by pulling out in front of traffic with a drink in one hand, a Sandwich in the other and most probably talking on their mobile phone at the same time!Cars and pick ups with no lights,switching lanes with no indication, kids stood on the seat with no restraints,I have seen police witness these things and completely ignore them (They should be ashamed to be called Police)

Wed, February 10th 2010 at 14:48

James JH Lockhart comments:

yeah All he has to Do is Answer And Explain my complaints. If he Working all these hours then he can Surely Answer Same as the police Standard Division

BUT its a Difficult One to reply to How Do You Explain That The former Chief of police and Senior officers plus the rank and file have Acted and Behaved in a totally Stuipid manner !!!!!!

Then you got to think What the UK POLICE AND INTERPOL Plus others Warned them My Ex-WIFE who is not a cypriot or Eu citizen but a CIS person might go to Cyprus As She was involved With Criminal gangs

Now you See the results

1. My Son Assaulted And Spent Six months in medical care. !!!he was FIVE years old

2. my House totally robbed And Abandoned, With police officers helping Now anybody that Approaches the House is threatened by police, Even the Insurance Company is now scared to hand over more evidence.

3. Two Famous Cypriot lawyers Papzcharais & Korakides Join in And Decided to have a Divorce case In A cypriot only Family Court. Which I ruined by going to the judges and Showing I WAS DIVORCED.

Then As all the other lawyers ws laughing in court Seeing these famous lawyers run Away !!!!!! talk About Stuipidity

So The Police Spokesman has nothing to say like the rest of the Cypriot Authorities. So They reward Stupidity, And Allow Crime to be committed in a open Manner Oh by the Way Found out the lawyers in Paphos registered My house in the land registry under the Sellers names keeping all the tax money, So All cypriots now pay Extra in tax to Cover this scam !!!! Dont Worry Dont bother to tell Cyprus police, the Former Chief declared Fraud and Tax Evasion by lawyers And property developers Was not a crime or a police matter. Yup a hero for Democracy His memoirs if he ever Writes them Will be most interesting !!!

A not very impressed Scot

Tue, February 9th 2010 at 21:20

Joe Citizen from Limassol comments:

Whatever his failings maybe and being his job to plug holes in an impperfect department, I have nothing but respecr for a public servant that wakes at 4.30am and puts in a 12 hour day. Remarkable unique and worthy of praise!!

Tue, February 9th 2010 at 14:22

James JH Lockhart comments:

Michael,

Why Dont you if Anybody can find the Files ???? if they exist, the Attorney general Gave them to the police in March 2007, telling me the Chief of police would reply identifying the Officer incharge.

You Are a father, Think About my SOn, All his hair Shaved off dry till it was bleeding, SIX MONTHS MEDICAl care,, Still years later getting Flashbacks. look At the pictures, Look At the itimidation, Even gap insuranve terrified to Pass photographs off a house robbed, incase police officers Warn them to be carefull

Corruption breeds fear And Silence, Same as the Stupidity of the Officers involved.

Remember.

EVIL WINS WHEN GOOD MEN REMAIN SILENT

Tue, February 9th 2010 at 13:16

James JH Lockhart comments:

Well MICHAEL, Why Do Cyprus police refuse to Reply or Explain, OR EVEN TELL THE TRUTH over my case James JH Lockhart 15 Demokratis Street Emba paphos (Well that my Address but its been broken in so many times With All the contents Stolen ) you can understand why my Son and I Do not live there.

Even your Police Standard Division Wont reply, All Cyprus police did Under the Former chief Was LIE TO EU COMMISION AND CYPRUS OMBUDSWOMAN. You know When you read how a POLICE CHIEF can Say to the Ombudswoman I Am married And Separated from My Children When in fact I am DIVORCED WITH THE KIDS. makes you Wonder how Such a man Could Even be promoted, Same With KROKAS, DC GERMANOS DC MAXIMUSS PC 1039, and the Others You are covering up.

Is this the face of CYPRUS POLICE To the rest of us in EUROPE. Refusing to reply, explain, preferring to LIE !!!! Even gap insurance Could not find any Sign of a police investigation Same As george karas PCC told me it Was the chief of police decision not to reveal to me the investigative officer or Crime number. protecting a Senior officer who We think is Super krokas.

Police standard Division. Well that been Shown by there Silence to be Not even effective. SEVEN OFFICERS UNABLE TO REPLY.

Well IRAQ had there press officers then there Lord HAW HAW, Are you going to persuade the cyprus police to Do Something in my case. or Keep the levantine methos of Silence to cover-up officers Who Screwed up helping the criminals Who entered the Country illegally, bet the same officers helped with new Documents i should not Worry.

Your Silence Will Show it the Same Same As ussual

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